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6 Demotivational Poster


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




M16 -


TAGS: m16 marine
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:50 pm
I understand that with the insertion of one small, machined metal piece... it'll pew-pew until it's all pewed-out!
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 2:12 pm
5 pews to you...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 5:35 pm

Showed this one to the husbing, who HATES the M-16. He's still laughing. Shared on FB, where it's rapidly being passed around. Hilarious! 5L and faved.
concern3 - February 7, 2016, 8:47 am
nice work a 5er


IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

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DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


The Internet -


TAGS: internet opnions enabling 1986
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:28 am
ROTFL!!!!! I've got a new neighbor that would have limited resources back then.....now he can talk for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! 5L BL!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:06 am
Amen Brother
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 8:14 pm
And since cellphones and texting they're able to without seeing where their going with those opinions...teehee.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 5:47 pm

Nice poster. Welcome!


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


Statistically speaking -


TAGS: statistics 6 out of 7 dwarfs arent happy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Thedewd - October 23, 2017, 5:09 am
There was an 8th dwarf...they never talk about him, he was the one that nailed Snow White. His name was...Horny
Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:53 pm
"rny" See above.
Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:52 pm
There was an eighth dwarf they don't talk about. He was the one that nailed Snow White, and his name was "Horny".
Oldsod - July 10, 2015, 2:08 pm
Brilliant!


ATOMIC CAKE - Who said they couldn’t have a laugh in 1946 …


TAGS: 1946 cake atomic
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by tommyrat

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:35 pm
If you didn't think Nuclear War could be funny, you've clearly never seen Dr. Strangelove.
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:11 am
5L, this proves it, everything can be funny.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:56 am
Bazinga!
Derek - November 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
Bikini? Any less and she'd be wearing nothing atoll.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bob Hope: "As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell." 5 Bikinis


SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG STICK -


TAGS: f36
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 11:19 pm
Last time we tried to make a "do everything" aircraft, it only did one of them well and ended up being called the "Flying Edsel". Time will tell on this one.
Airman - October 23, 2012, 7:19 pm
good catch.. I had fat fingers that day.. missed the 5 key
Drwski - October 23, 2012, 11:36 am
Awesome pic have one of BF3. And it is a F35.
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:09 pm
Me Likey That Usa Usa.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 4:08 pm

and this is why Canadians are known for saying "sorry"...(for burnung down your White House....LOLZ.)


STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.




CHILD INNOCENCE - I see no problems here. Move along.


TAGS: 90567
Rating: 4.67/5

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PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:19 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:36 am

another lols...you're on a roll


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


EDUCATION - Feed a bear, he eats for a day. Teach a bear to use a cub as bait, he eats for a lifetime.


TAGS: 006
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MartinZack

boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:38 am
NEVER mess with Cubby. You won't live to regret it.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 8:45 pm
great debut! 5 idiot tourist for your lunch.


YOU KILLED MY FATHER -


TAGS: 6 fingers princess bride
Rating: 4.41/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:06 pm
Who's to say the words are being spoken by the same person having their hands X-rayed, Jparkerb? This is just a picture of an X-ray, not a whole scene.
Jparkerb - February 2, 2012, 5:39 pm
Plus...It wasn't Inigow who had 6 fingers. It was the man that killed his father. And they were only on his left hand also.., do your research
Airman - January 6, 2012, 4:57 pm
check the Tags
FreeGunsForAll - January 4, 2012, 6:07 pm
You forgot "you killed my father".
Greeny - January 3, 2012, 7:20 pm
lol


KEFKA - Sephiroth don't got shit on this




PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

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Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


COMBINED IQ OF 63 - The one on the left has an IQ of 6. The one on the right has an IQ of 3.


TAGS: iq 63
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:06 am
Probably because it's most of the ink their upper-limbs will have ever seen laid in their lives.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:50 pm
Getting tons of uncoverable tattoos is like signing a contract saying "I want to work in the back rooms for the rest of my life."
Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 4:26 pm
But, how could an employer resist hiring them with those awsome tattoos.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: gun belt fed m60
Rating: 3.5/5

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CHECK ONESELF -




SHIPPING AND HANDLING - I smuggles myself inside ur luggage


TAGS: 678
Rating: 3.29/5

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Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:06 pm
Upload to Dig My Dog site


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


#7 -


TAGS: props to airman for the first 6
Rating: 4.46/5

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Airman - June 16, 2010, 10:54 am
LOL


SMOKING -


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.


1976 FLASHBACK - I still hate my Mother, Sears and the 1970 's




UNDERACHIEVERS - Is it wrong to think he’s an overachiever?




SO TELL ME -


TAGS: old 60s infomercial not a real brand
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faradio - January 2, 2012, 3:24 pm
Guys, not every question is made to be answered. Specially those in posters. :)
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 5:03 am
Quality is important up to a point. I don't need the worlds greatest spoon, I need a spoon that will hold food. I can stay at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai and pay 28k a nite or the Holiday Inn and afford it without taking out a loan.
CloudchaserS - December 20, 2011, 12:14 am
It's because we have an economy structured in a way that companies are forced to compete on who can make the most profit instead of who can make the highest quality product.


TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.




PS3 FANBOYS - Don't really need to make sense.


TAGS: victor e ps3 ps3 playstation 3rd place beyond xbox 360 n4g video games hamster icon crizzlec crizz fanboys
Rating: 1.71/5

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Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 5:35 pm
5/5... Not for this poster, but for agdaniele's comment.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 12:07 am
What? I played it at a friend's. It's actually pretty good.
agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Open your front door, walk out of it.... and never look back. (Your parents won't miss you as much as you think)
Elder God Douchebag - March 6, 2009, 11:02 pm
Eh, Killzone 2 saved it.
HtD - March 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
But they attempted to make one, but it was awful. I think they called it Killzone.
JNAtheDUDE - March 6, 2009, 10:21 pm
also, PS3 doesn't have Halo.
jack mihoff - October 25, 2008, 9:41 pm
All he said was that X-box owners don't even have a hand held system. Therefore they epically fail!


OK PRIVATE... - ...you assault the left gunner I'll take the yarn. Tabby,You distract em and for God sake, you better let em' have it on the cuteness factor!


TAGS: 9088463
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:35 am

drop this here as well... http://www.motivationaltwist.com/


RULE 63: TERRY BOGARD - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: Narutarded - the video game edition.


TAGS: narutarded rule 63 bogard kof
Rating: 3.05/5

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Narutarded - August 27, 2009, 6:22 am
I explained this in the Forums. Briton and I are housemates. We share the same computer. Up until three months ago, that list was valid, but then our IP address changed. Now our aliases are seperate. Oh, and "Brett" isn't an alias, it's my first name.
Derek - August 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
Perhaps 60 aliases, and not one of them as feminine as your photo, Narutarded.
Narutarded - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
Nicely done, Briton. I like the comparison. 5/5


STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.


TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance


YOUR AIR FORCE CAREER... -


TAGS: f 16 airforce fail military
Rating: 4.32/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:30 pm
...and your callsign just became "Plowboy".


RULE 63 - The epic way to do it.


TAGS: rule 63 vincent final fantasy 7
Rating: 4.29/5

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LinkFox101113 - June 14, 2010, 2:54 am
Five females just for knowing that rule, lol.


ESCAPE TO KABUL - Smiling faces, beautiful places


TAGS: rooms start at 60 per day
Rating: 4/5

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observingthisplanet - February 11, 2014, 9:12 pm
Man, now I feel sad seeing that. What do we have in store for us in 50 years?
Airman - January 5, 2010, 11:01 am
that was my first thought when I saw this Mr. Ed.. or the Americans.. or the Taliban. They used to have a thriving tourism industry. It was mainly caused by warring Afghan tribes. The Taliban did destroy all the Buddhas. Just sad
Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2010, 10:39 am
Damn russians, have to fubar everything.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:35 pm
Agreed.
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:31 pm

pretty sad when you think about it


OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them


TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 6th house
Rating: 4.53/5

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house - September 5, 2011, 11:57 pm
different Mod, different result
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 11:08 pm
If at first you don't succeed... LOL


1964 - A good year for guys in gowns


TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


RULE 63: X-MEN - DAMN!!! Wolverine's even scarier as a chick!!!


TAGS: x men rule 63
Rating: 1.64/5

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Weapon X - August 4, 2009, 2:29 pm
lol...not at all
MO - August 3, 2009, 9:51 pm
By "his" standard threat, I mean Jalford's not yours.
MO - August 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Well that settles it. Weapon x didn't threaten my life with his standard Jeff Dunham line. And if you're confused as to why I thought you may be Jalfie....check out his collection of 1 lioners. I'm not lion, the largest collection of crap. Ever!
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
LOL jake...and no, I'm not Jalford. If I recall, he's the guy that posted a whole fuck-ton of rule 63 shit right? I didn't post this cuz I was getting off on it or anything...just thought Wolvy as a chick is fucking scary...lol
jake - August 3, 2009, 8:12 am
But female Nightcrawler ain't bad. Think of the possibilities: *bamf* *bamf* *bamf*
MrRandom - August 2, 2009, 11:43 pm
My thoughts exactly
MO - August 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
Jalford changed his user name to weapon-x. Subtle, but not really. 1


WE CANADIANS... - ...have our own special way of expressing our feelings for nature.




TO YOU IT'S AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - but to me it's a nightmare that will live with me for eternity


TAGS: may 16 calendar black white
Rating: 4.62/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:08 pm
Amen, and thank you for your service.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:43 pm
Don't tell me someone put it in backwards.


THE NUMBERS -


TAGS: the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by Liam Andrew Collins

Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:55 am
www.TheSteelDeal.com
Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:52 am
angle, round,angle, round, angle, round, angle, round - rinse and repeat.


WE ARE THE 666% - And if you don't like it, you can just go to hell ...


TAGS: we are the 666 percent
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:14 pm
The Gal In The Back I Hope She's Part Of The Deal !


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

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rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!


F16 ELEPHANT WALK -


TAGS: f16 israel
Rating: 4.63/5

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YOU’RE ONLY AT YOUR HIGHEST LEVEL OF BEING... - ...when you learn to become one with the pavement.




OLD SCHOOL... -


TAGS: 75648
Rating: 3.33/5

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INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia cause steve1961 calendar mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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Num01Ginger - March 18, 2013, 5:20 pm
Wow, lol!


DOLPHINS -


TAGS: where the hell is 60 minutes when you need them
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:11 pm
Hey, I aim to displease. And sorry if I happened to trigger any sea mammal related flashbacks -- that too would have been intentional.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 7:01 pm
Man, Sean you really know how to spoil a guy's Easter. There I was enjoying a nice day reading poster comments and you just clammed up! What a kill-joy...or is it killjoy?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:39 pm
As for the "submersion" not so much. You see I had passed out drunk in the cheap seats at Sea World. And it had grown late. Everyone had gone ... That's it. I can't do this. Too painful.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh the shame ....
Sean - August 12, 2010, 2:03 pm
I said DON'T ask.;
BrokenEye - August 12, 2010, 12:56 am
um. . .
Sean - February 24, 2010, 9:24 pm
If there's an aquatic loophole to be found in any given situation, Aggy's the wetback to call.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:57 am
@Aggy...LMFAO *tears*
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:56 am
Only your finger?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5 poodles
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:54 am
My wife and I swam with those guys...that's the first thing they warn you about...that, and don't stick your finger in their blow hole.
[email protected] - February 20, 2010, 7:31 am
I saw zat on one of those x-treme camera footage shows. They don't know where are goods are @ but they'll drag U 2 the deep end & give it the old college try
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:09 am
they are sneaky f*ckers.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Say what, now? For real?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:04 am
The plot thickens.


FIGHTER JETS - The Original Angry Birds...


TAGS: f16 f15 f22
Rating: 4.14/5

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PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS - Old Hippies Never Die They Just Fade In and Out


TAGS: wow man i can see 1967 from here
Rating: 3.67/5

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RON - October 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
LOL TOO! 5+L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 8:08 pm
Excellent. Hope Harr doesn't take offence. *snickers*
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL!! 5L


UMMM… - …When did it become fashionable to dress up like a black and white octopus throw rug?


TAGS: 557463
Rating: 3.6/5

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robbidos - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
i have always understood high fashion to mean the stoned out of your mind sort of high...
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 9:10 pm

"forgive me fashion for i have sinned"
j76harris - February 17, 2012, 10:16 pm
Fashion: a prevailing or common custom or style of dress. So if it would be illegal or ridiculously impractical to wear in public, then it WON'T become common; thus they shouldn't be allowed to call it fashion.
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:20 pm
.. and what's with the reprodructive system pattern on the front..


SCOTTIE - He doesn't know


TAGS: ps3 xbox 360 fanboy final fantasy square enix
Rating: 1.88/5

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scottie - August 13, 2008, 5:35 pm
you cant change the laws of physics -


YOU JUST DON'T KNOW MAN -


TAGS: 60 s hippies lsd
Rating: 4.61/5

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Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:44 am
Being young is no excuse; had my sixties for a couple of years after 2000. My friends told me about it.
maoworks2 - February 25, 2012, 7:15 am
I Remember, Man
Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:04 pm
LOL, I did start getting high until 1970, the third grade...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
Patterned Vinyl floor5 were the hardest to handle
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 7:47 pm
60’s?? There were 60’s??!!
ICEMAN - February 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or too young.


GIRLS AND GAMING - They may not know what they're doing But really, who's complaining?




NIGHT CRAWLET - Bamf Bamf Bamf ..... AAAhhhh I'm done you can teleport home now.


TAGS: rule 63
Rating: 2.92/5

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CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face


TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.


T4 - Because AKTION T4 speaks louder then words.


TAGS: action t4 60000 reichsmarks
Rating: 1.82/5

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Haarakkon - November 20, 2008, 11:59 pm
Eugenics. So very popular *worldwide* prior to Hitler. Ironic that the poster is in German since the US and Canada didn't stop the practice until the 60s.
Dalek - September 5, 2008, 2:38 pm
translation: Turn in your retard brother, get a free taco
RnR - September 1, 2008, 12:59 pm
Aktion T4 - look it up :) its about the "humane" solution for retards and the like. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4
pro - September 1, 2008, 11:57 am
Was zum Teufel ist "T4", Volksgenosse RnR???


FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"


TAGS: worst first attempt thanks rick69
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:41 pm
Why thank you Carebear, much appreciated, I try... sometimes something like this surfaces
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
Well... 'strictly speaking' I hope he sent you that due to the humour and not thinking that the pic itself is a fail :/
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:42 am
Pointless now but, strictly speaking, I just yelled "picture of epic fail - stat"... my mate in the next room sent me this link over... so yeah... once again college life rules :D
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
Lol, yes, the idea was not there until the picture made it's way into the... well picture, so I thank you very much and put a thanks in the tags as well if you look closely ;)
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
So you actually did use that picture... :)


WELL... - ...now that they’ve said it I'll be sure not to do it.




It happens -




JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.


TAGS: sept16 water
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:03 pm
The almighty motifake. But, great advice, space!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:18 am
Ha, you got me there bOB! I came up short on syllables on that second line.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 8:51 am
I really like this 'dog. But I'm pretty sure that the haiku September challenge has already passed. No matter... 5 Tadpoodles from me


DO I SWALLOW..OR SPIT - Nobodys watching.................




THE MANY VARIANTS OF THE G36 ASSAULT RIFLE. - Forget American Ingenuity German Ingenuity.




STEP ONE - Fly to 30,000 feet. Man, this "Flying F16's for Dummies" is awesome!


TAGS: f 16
Rating: 3.23/5

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Azzameen85 - September 1, 2011, 3:02 pm
"How to crap on people's cars - Being a pigeon the human way"
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 1:38 am
Cool. Nothing personal... it just gets to me when some users here sandbag a good motifake by explaining facts or why it's wrong. Comedy is an exaggeration... and many of the best have fact as a casualty. Thanks for hearing me out.
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 1:23 am
Okay, I'll try.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 1:21 am
SO am I. Just try to enjoy them for the humor... it's motifake, not motifact, not even wikipedia. Enjoy!
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 1:15 am
Sorry, can't help it. I'm an airplane fanatic.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 1:08 am
It's a funny poster... let it go, Anoni
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 1:00 am
*Are you sure it's an F-16
Anonimous - January 14, 2010, 12:59 am
Are sure it's an F-16?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:26 pm
Where's the damn trouble shooting section? Nice one Doug, 5Ls.


DISNEY -


TAGS: disney evil 666 wytch
Rating: 2.4/5

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motifayk - August 21, 2011, 12:36 am
Devil's Hangout?


PROPAGANDA - Even If It Might Attract People to Your Cause, That Doesn't Mean It Will Attract Smart People To Your Cause


TAGS: republican jesus m16 war
Rating: 2.12/5

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Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:14 pm
Oh BTW. SUCK IT!
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:14 pm
You see what Republicans really stand for is people earning what they get or a novel idea called WORK. I can't wait to see when you start getting taxed for the health insurance from your employer so you can pay for the lazy non working fucks.
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:11 pm
But yes the AR is definatley a Republican thing and I would guess Jesus is too. The Rebel Flag is a Southern thing and I don't like it's connotations. So actually the poster sucks but the Dems are closer to the Communist mentality than the Republicans.
Cheech - May 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
Let's see Dictatorship/Communism are almost synonyms. The Swastika is obviously a Nazi reference. Obama is obviously a socialist (see his policies) and everyone knows that Socialism is Comunism light so the Swastika is more apt for the DEMOCRATS.
Harvey Danger - February 23, 2009, 2:16 am
It makes perfect sense. The only people that ever have a voice in the right wing nowadays are the ones that uphold an image like this (minus the swastika, that's an unspoken ideal). If you want a better image, stop letting people like Sarah Palin out.
Bacon - October 7, 2008, 8:56 pm
It's saying all Republicans are Rednecks Nazi's. Which doesn't make any sense. Bloody Neanderthal Democrats.
u.u - August 5, 2008, 2:47 pm
Indeed, its propaganda made by the left, which is basically all propaganda today.
Rudy - July 17, 2008, 4:48 am
What the heck is the swastika for on his forehead? And what does that and the Stars and Bars have to do with Republicans? Looks like a leftists creation to me..makes no sense.


BE THE FIRST TO RECEIVE.... - The Brand New Osama Bin Laden Terrorist Card!!!!


TAGS: 4667
Rating: 1.73/5

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AND THAT'S ... -




BAD MEMORIES -


TAGS: rick69 look under kilt bad
Rating: 4.89/5

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Budog - March 16, 2012, 12:54 am
LMAO Remember it is a kilt, it is only a skirt if you wear underwear. Regimental all the way!
colombiandime24 - March 16, 2012, 12:34 am
WARNING!This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom ...an...d her
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 7:30 pm
( ^_^) (^-^ ) Bwaha ha ha!!! You will honestly be surprised how many times my mates & I did this across the field on Sports Days. . . Ahh, the Good Memories XD !!!


WOODSTOCK -


TAGS: roast the decade 1960s sixties woodstock conformity
Rating: 4.8/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:31 pm
LOL
Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
far out man


YOU DID HAVE A CHOICE -


TAGS: 60 s women
Rating: 4.58/5

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CAMERON -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??


DISTRACTIONS - While you were busy looking at Catherine Bell's boobs, ninjas stole all the beer in your refrigerator.


TAGS: dont blame me youre the one who got distracted assignment for january 6 ninjas
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL @ Grey.... oh yeah, it's that.
GreyScorpion - May 2, 2010, 1:37 pm
guess what?
G4briel - May 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
The hat is wrong. She was a marine. OH NO!!! THIS WAS A GAY TEST, ISN'T IT?!?!?
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 8:19 am
It was worth it, I can always run to the store for more beer


FEAR -


TAGS: fear day did i fire 5 shots or 6 you know in all this confusion i lost track feelin lucky punk
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Fear is behind the trigger.


EPIC FAIL - X360 on a closed box


TAGS: epic fail x360 xbox360 xbox 360
Rating: 2.68/5
quibble - October 13, 2009, 11:11 am
wheres the wireless controols gone then
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoa. Thanks, Gates. Buy a life with your fortune, will ya?
how is this fail? - October 6, 2009, 5:34 pm
the 3 red ring of death actually means the AV cable is not plugged into the back of the xbox yu dumass's
Badass-Redneck - June 20, 2009, 12:36 am
i use a PS2 for that specific reason.
Tall - May 30, 2009, 3:52 pm
That's why I have a PS3
fgh - May 5, 2009, 12:31 am
yay for zero air flow!
Booyah - February 18, 2009, 2:28 am
Behold, the Red Ring of Death


WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it


TAGS: ak47 war weapons m16
Rating: 2.5/5

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Purity - March 31, 2009, 11:22 pm
You both lose the joke. -1 internets. See, to get the joke you gotta tunnel something like "SILLY That's an MP-5"
HGCaboose - January 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
The dumb piece of shit that thought that was an AK-47 should get an ACTUAL AK-47, and blow their fucking brains all over the wall


FUTILITY - ;)


TAGS: goethe surgol logrus hypercube69
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sho - May 9, 2009, 3:23 pm
oh oh oh a RESISTOR. now get it. LMAO (thx)
fried_brain - April 12, 2009, 2:20 pm
-_- for the slow ones... ...it's the symbol for a resistor... resistance is futile.
Sho - January 21, 2009, 8:30 pm
Eh? wtf? what is this? o_O
captcoke - October 1, 2008, 3:38 am
Ohm my gawd O.o
done - July 8, 2008, 4:38 am
nicely
Vanner - May 1, 2008, 4:07 am
Resistance is


I AM MEGAMAN - I'm blue and cyan


TAGS: http www rfgeneration com images repository 909751199476ebb23590b1megaman1 jpg
Rating: 2.14/5
The Douche Next Door - January 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
EPIC FAIL!!!


READING BETWEEN THE LINES -


TAGS: http www resizr com resized 1996 jpg
Rating: 2.07/5

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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 9:22 am
Terrible 'shop-work...anonymous...politifake...not even current? Where, oh where is my 1 Lion Hammer of Smashy Smashiness!?


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




RESISTANCE - is futile


TAGS: goethe logrus surgol hypercube69
Rating: 1.64/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 12:24 am
D'Oh!!! Great joke, Hakiu. Bonus points.
Hakiu - September 4, 2008, 1:51 pm
Resistance is Futile when greater than 1 ohm.


the reaper -


TAGS: man of the year 2016
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 8:45 am
Hopefully, he'll switch form friends to foes, and cops to criminals too! chuckle, chuckle...
Reality Lord - December 30, 2016, 8:25 am

next year he's giving celebrities a break and focusing on politicians. YAYYYYYY!!!!
mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:05 am
He's been a bit overzealous this year in discharging his duties taking some of my favorite people. Excellent, RL! ^!


Prince -


TAGS: prince death doves cry june 1958 april 2016
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2016, 10:00 am
Thank you 'cern. We've lost too many great artists recently, but, this one really struck a chord with me. Another nail in the coffin of my youth I suppose...no puns intended.
concern3 - April 22, 2016, 5:32 am
Very Nice< UP yours


DAWN PATROL -




Truth -




WE RAN OUT OF KINDLING DADDY... - ..So we used the green paper you keep under your mattress.




STILL THE BEST - AND LOVING IT!


TAGS: old new get smart 86
Rating: 4.86/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 6:55 am
I liked both. I have both on DVD.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
Reality Lord - October 30, 2011, 10:06 pm

loved the show and hated the movie. they should have kept it back in the 60's.


TURN ME ON -


TAGS: apr 16 turn ons i loved her until she gave me the clapper
Rating: 4.64/5

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Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
God knows we wouldn't want him to get to excited. He set of the richter scales last time he got all worked up.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:33 pm

not too many rounds, it may drive him over the edge...great poster
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:32 pm
Nice. A round of applause for you sir!


PUSH THE STICK -


TAGS: flying rules f16
Rating: 4.56/5

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BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:39 am
Makes me think about the guy dubbed "luckiest nugget" at Nellis AFB op Red Flag a few years back. Dropped ordnance on range then performed a "terrain bounce" maneuver (without having to eject afterwards). Featured on AF training films now. Scary but lol
u231000 - May 17, 2011, 6:40 pm
d
Budog - May 17, 2011, 12:58 pm
The original caption on the poster reminds me of the commercial where the little old lady says that she can't see, so they tell her to raise the seat, when she does then she say she can't reach the peddles and on and on and on.
Airman - May 17, 2011, 12:18 pm
I guarantee you it isn't exactly tough.. the Generals like low scores. They closed Lowry AFB here in Denver, and turned the base course into a nice public muni. Had to tear down the old cinderblock clubhouse, which had a back meeting room for the brass
Budog - May 17, 2011, 11:25 am
HAFB has it's own golf course LMAO !!!
Airman - May 17, 2011, 11:19 am
I knew that. The problem with the AF is that it came out of the Army.. so all the rules and regs came along. AF pilots do get better tee times though. and yes, they are nuts.
Budog - May 17, 2011, 10:59 am
Airman, just a little inter-service ribbing... Not serious LOL. I live in the same city where Hill Air Force Base is located in Northern Utah. I thing I mentioned that before. Now the "Jar Head" pilots, those mofo's are just plain nucking futs !!!
Airman - May 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Navy pilots are expected to improvise (think Top Gun). Comes with being far from port. AF follows strict flying and mission rules. BUT.. AF gets bombers and Nukes, so it all works out in the end. Not much dog fighting going on anymore
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:49 am
Training language and I.Q. the difference between the USAF pilots and Naval Aviators...
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 10:33 pm

lol...real cute AM
champ99 - May 16, 2011, 4:40 pm
My son is a crew chief on the 16


SOMETHING ....TAKE 2 -




THE 60'S -


TAGS: deacade roast born 60 s
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:51 pm
The most entertainment for the money!


ENDURANCE DRINKING - And the Gold Medal goes to... Oh boy! How're we gonna get Cubby onto that medal stand?


TAGS: motifake olympic games fastest time drinking 26 beers
Rating: 4.26/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 3, 2010, 8:22 am
The first Guinness would make me puke.
Airman - March 2, 2010, 4:56 pm
I think they could give Cubby a good contest. 5 chugs
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:18 pm
Oh, and I want to see aggy and Moo+ head to head on this. Each round, both have to take a shot of whiskey and chug a Guinness...
Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 2:16 pm
Na, good like it is LD. I'd assume the purpose would be NOT to hurl in this...
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 2:03 pm
On second thought, I could have called this one "Hurling"...hmmmmm.


FATT MATT -


TAGS: mar 26 flame yourself
Rating: 4.22/5

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awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:32 pm
did any one get the Gilligan's island reference?
pieman - March 29, 2010, 4:23 pm
At least he found it. 5 hide and seeks.
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 5:57 pm
Burn, FATTMATT isn't going to like thi.. o wait. 5 Lil fatties fo u chunk


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: atari 2600 1995 you aint old school
Rating: 4.22/5

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Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 5:41 pm
Pong was not the first videogame. Videogames were invented by two Army Soldiers who got bored with fixing computers. They made a game where you shot at tanks. That was the first one. Another bit of information from the Fountain of Shit.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:46 am
I'm pre pong, but mostly becasue my grandparents weren't going to buy me "artificial imagination" as they put it. They told me to go outside and hurt myself. Well, "expolre" was what they said.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am
55 :-(
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:20 am

I didn;t think you were much older than me, based on your picture.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:18 am
Shit, I'm massively pre-pong!
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:13 am

I am part of the Pong Generation too
motifake - January 10, 2010, 10:10 am

Wow this brings back memories. Damn im old! LOL
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 1:13 am
8 bit for the win!
Derek - January 9, 2010, 11:37 pm
Yep. The first version of Civilization was the best.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:08 pm
HA! Micheal Jordan vs. Charles Barkley. Sweet!


THE 3 MOTI-KNIGHTS -


TAGS: rick69 axe11154 moti knights
Rating: 4.05/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 7:12 am
Thanks Dy, Much appreciated
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 5:48 pm
5talent shining!
M0rd3kaI - May 25, 2012, 7:16 am
Thanks Hammy, I really appreciate the comment, and the fact that you took the time to read it. Thanks a lot Mate
Hawamleh - May 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
I'd say too long; didn't read. But I did read it, and I did love it.
M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:21 pm
Ah Gary, another pin on my wall of inspiring people and comments. Thank you. Appreciate it beyond most of my petty beliefs
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 8:15 pm
Bravo, Laddie!


MY ONLY REGRET - Is that I didn't get to try my best to stop her from leaving


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 6
Rating: 3.95/5

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50cal - September 23, 2010, 7:39 pm
Some times letting go is the only way brother.


CAPTAIN BEEFHEART - I may be hungry but I sure ain't weird!




JANUARY 26TH - Happy Australia Day to all our Motifaking friends down-under.


TAGS: aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy australia day january 26th
Rating: 3.75/5

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Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 1:54 am
Today is also Republic Day for Inda. It's the day their constitution came into force.


JEALOUSY -


TAGS: october 6 challenge
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:41 am
....naturally. 5


YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.




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